Dixie has no idea what Kendra is doing and neither do I.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
In ancient times, the land lay covered in forests, where, from ages long past, dwelt the spirits of the gods.
Elway - Passing Days
So my company put me in charge of training a new employee. I’m super excited about it because this is a huge deal (there are a couple employees whose job is dedicated to training) and I think that because I’ve been expressing some discontent with my job, they’re giving me new challenges and responsibilities to push me and find a better place for me in the company, even if it’s just added responsibilities (and hopefully pay haha).
But yeah, I’m really excited about the opportunity and challenge and I know I’m good at my job and I know I’ll be able to do a good job with this, but I’ve never really trained anyone before and I’m kind of nervous because this is completely new to me, so if anyone has any advice on training new employees, I’d appreciate it! My trainee is young and super enthusiastic, so training him won’t be pulling teeth, I just want to make sure I’m not wasting his (or the company’s) time and that he gets the most out of the training possible.
A megalodon tooth stuck in a whale vertebrae.
this is the most badass fossil in existence
"Ghost of Mother
Ghost on Mother’s bed
Black strands on the pillow”
I decided to learn Walk 500 Miles by Tim Barry today. Shitty quality, but yeah, there you have it.
Despite the terrible recording quality and the couple of mistakes I make, I’m pretty proud of this cover. So hey everyone! Watch this!
Earl Grey martini. Yum.
Steep 3 tsp of earl grey tea (I used the loose leaf from teavana) in 6-8 oz gin at least two hours.
Once that’s done, rim a martini glass with sugar, then stir (or shake, if you’re James Bond) together 3 oz of the steeped (and strained!) gin with the juice of one lemon and between .5 and 1.5 oz simple syrup (depending on how sweet you want it) and strain into the glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge. Delicious.
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
Watch this gif with Stayin Alive playing in the background. Mandee and I did and we giggled like idiots through the entire song and it didn’t get old.